You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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