I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
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my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
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she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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