So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Randomize
