You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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