I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
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that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
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Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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