Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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