Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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