Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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