Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Everyone says I win the strip club
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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