i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
i barfeds in our rink
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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