come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
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