then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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