If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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