I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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