I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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