it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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