ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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