yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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