i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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