The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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