Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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