Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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