Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
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At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
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You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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