i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
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Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
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Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I am one with the molecules
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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