awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
it hurts more in the daytime
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There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
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I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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