Don't you send me to vm
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
Randomize