No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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