I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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