I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
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I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
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He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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