Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
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Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
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do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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