Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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