Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
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Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
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I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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