Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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