nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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