I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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