You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
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Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
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Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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