My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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