I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
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His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
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My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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