I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
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You're like the curious george of whores
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
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It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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