What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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