drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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