Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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