People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I want her autograph on my taint
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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