Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
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bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
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easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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