I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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