It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
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And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
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Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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