dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
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Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
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Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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