She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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