Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
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She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
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I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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