I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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