My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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