You're a womanizer and a bitch.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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