Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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